6 Single Ways To Celebrate Valentine’s Day

Well, it’s that time of the year again. Happy Single Awareness Day! …Hey, be happy! Just imagine all that money you are saving by not having to buy roses, mediocre chocolates, and some form of stuffed animals for someone else—this is actually a day of celebration! Here is what you should spend your hard-earned money on: food, of course. Oh, and booze. Lots and lots of booze.

1. Vodka, Wine, Beer, oh my!

vodka gif It’s time to drown your sorrows, in moderation of course.

2. Pizza

pizza gif Order in; get all the toppings you were too ashamed to get before, because we all know pizza is love, pizza is life.

3. Ben and Jerry’s

ben and jerrys gif With three new flavors, it seems the only consistency in your life are the only two men that matter. Ben and Jerry.

4. McDonald’s

mcdonalds gif No one is cheap enough to take their date there, so now you have all this room to unashamedly order as many Happy Meals as your heart desires.

5. Chocolate

chocolate gif Surprise yourself, and buy yourself chocolate because Selena Gomez said it: the heart knows what it wants.

6. Go out!

going out gif Just because you’re alone doesn’t mean you have to stay home alone. Gather your friends and head downtown to Armory Square. Get a table at Small Plates or knock back drinks at Benjamin’s. Either way, whatever you do, enjoy the company. beyonce gif So, enjoy your Single Awareness Day in meditation surrounded by Papa John’s, some good Moscato, and John Mayer playing in the background. Or you could go be like me and gather all your friends so you all can re-enact Beyoncé’s 7/11 video. Chazz-Bio

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