7 Foods You Should NEVER Eat On A Date

Valentine’s Day is around the corner and that can only mean 3 things: The Duke game, Fifty Shades of Grey, and fine dining the fuck out of that special someone. So, to save you the food-induced embarrassment, here is a list of foods to avoid on that romantic evening out.

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This is not the time to reinvent the famous Lady and the Tramp scene. Order simpler pasta instead, like ravioli or penne.

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2. Corn On The Cob

Unless your date ordered tickets to the Splash Zone, I don’t think they want you to order it either. Chances are the kernels will get lodged in your teeth, and that’s not cute.

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3. Garlic

No amount of breath mints can salvage the severe case Halitosis that will result from you eating garlic. Major turn off.

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4. Lobster & Crab

There is no way to gracefully tear apart a creature from down under the sea. If you want to eat crustacean opt for the lobster mac and cheese.

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5. Spinach & Leafy Greens

You wouldn’t want any unwanted attention brought to your mouth.

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6. Wings & Ribs

Any food that involves an excess of napkins, or even worse Wet-Ones, is just an overall bad idea.

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7. Burgers

If anyone wanted to see something wildly ravish a lump of meat, they would’ve just stayed home and just watched Animal Planet.


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